cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills


thechicwiththecurls:

favorite quote


cutepoweredjellyfish:

idiosyncreant:

simplydalektable:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

wordsaretimeless:

dtraveljournal:

Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.

Great for sentimental trips

kinda sweet

DO THIS WITH CONCERT TICKETS

People, you are brilliant.

holy shit




logic-and-love:

I want this on a shirt


ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am


letswakeupworld:

lissymac37:

The heart of this man!

Can everybody see this please


paper-scares:

share this around, it could save lives


shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility


rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared


insp (x


detectivesangelstardisandwands:

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"
"…. hi."


pixalry:

The Essential Pokemon Amigurumi Collection: Part 2 - Created by Johnny Navarro

Johnny has added some fantastic new creations to his Pokemon collection, and they’re all available for sale on his Etsy Shop. You can also follow him on Facebook for more updates on his work!

Check out Part 1 here